What was that?
It's not Christmas?
WELL SCREW THAT, THE POWER OF CHILDREN'S CARD GAME LOGIC COMPELS YOU
(By the way, I censored the words... Don't ask why I refuse to type out proper swear words)
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Trying Christmas Themed Jelly-Beans
"The bloody h*** is this Ryou?"
"It's a jellybean, try one."
"Ok..."
"GAH, IT TASTES LIKE HAPPINESS AND CHRISTMAS CHEER! GET IT AWAY FROM ME RYOU, GET IT AWAY!"
"Geez Bakura, it's just a jellybean."
"THAT THING IS EVILER THAN ME, YADONUSHI."
Buying Presents for Each Other
"WHAT THE BLOODY H*** AM I SUPPOSED TO GET FOR RYOU."
"...I'm just gonna get Bakura a set of knives. He has a fetish for sharp objects or something. Like Kaiba and his Blue-Eyes White Dragon, I tell you."
Decorating
"RYOU, IT'S TOO BLOODY BRIGHT IN HERE!"
"Shut up Kura! I'm hanging up the Christmas lights whether you like it or not!"
"FINE. Could you at least take down the bloody plant things? They keep smacking my forehead."
"Bakura, I am NOT taking down the mistletoe."
"Why not?"
"Because this."
"..."
"Ok, you can leave them up."
THE TREE (IS MAJORLY IMPORTANT)
"Ryou, I can understand the lights and the plant-things, but why is there a tree in our apartment?"
"Because! We need a Christmas tree to put presents under!"
"Can't we just put them under the couch or something. Do we really need a bloody tree?"
"Yes."
"Ugh, fine."
Going outside
"Bakura! Bakura! It's snowing! Come on, let's go outside!"
"But I don't want to."
"Ryou don't look at me like that."
"Ryou?"
"Ryou?"
"RYOU WE CAN GO OUTSIDE, JUST DON'T IGNORE ME, PLEASE YADONUSHI!" (Someone can't handle the silent treatment XD)
"Well then, let's go!"
Playing in the Snow
Bakura sat on a bench as Ryou built a something out of snow. He didn't know what the bloody h*** it was, but he would be lying if he said he wasn't curious.
"Ryou, what are you doing?"
Ryou just said, "You'll see."
And so Bakura waited and got lost in his thoughts. (I'm not going to tell you what he thought about because who knows what Bakura thinks about.)
It was a mistake. A BIG mistake.
Bakura learned that the hard way, after a chunk of snow hit him square in the face.
"GAH, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"SNOWBALL FIGHT!" Ryou shrieked with glee.
Christmas Cookies
"RYOU LET ME EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH."
"No."
"YES."
"No."
"YES."
"No
"Pleaaaaseeeee?"
"Fine, a spoonful, but that's it Bakura."
"YES."
"I changed my mind, no."
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LOL
Can you imagine Bakura actually saying please?
And begging for Christmas cookie dough?
XD
Again, LOL
Peace my friends~
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