a.n: kay so ulqui, grimmy, jow, spoonie, and wolfie are going to hawaii for a week. starting today. sorry i didnt do this yesterday like i said, i was babysitting. thank god they went home, im tired. sorry. and also-
jow: shut up and tell da story!!!!!
me: rawr sum1s bitchy today.
jow: *crys in corner* monster... poor monster..... MY SODA!!!!! *sobs*
me: jeez jow takes some painkillers and call your mistress!
espada 1-9: mistress???
me: its carlee.
espada 1-9: ah...k then
Ulqui-bat: zozapod luvs me and she dont own bleach (her whites weep) or me (she weeps) but she does own jow so dont steal ya got it? ty for reading!
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Jow: LILLINETTE HE WONT GET UP!!!!!!
*lillinette smashes a watermelon on his head*
stark: OWWWW WHAT WAS THAT FOR LILLINETTE?!?!?!?
lilinette:GET UP!
stark: *knows he cant win* finee......
---30 mins later in front of hueco mundo----
grimmjow: BORED
ulquiorra: silence.
stark: *is sleeping standing up*
jow: *is secretly stashing her body weight in monster in her bag*
nnoitra: *is texting neliel*
gin: so ya all ready ta go?
nnoitra: DAMNIT!!!!
jow:?????
nnoitra: neliel beat my angry birds score!!!
jow: lemme see it *grabs iphone* annnnddd there ya go.
grimmjow: i still dont get how we get wireless here.
ulquiorra: *is bored now* can we go now?
nnoitra: i swear if she doesnt stop texting me imma gonna choke the bitch!
ulquiorra: but shes a baby!!! you cant choke a baby!!!
nnoitra: yes i can.
ulquiorra: ....... wait what?
grimmjow: BORED LETS GO!
*gin opens a *garganta?* and they leave*
---2 hours of sightseeing later---
jow: hey a box!!!!! whats in.......OMFG A PUPPYYYYY!!!! Master Nnoitra can i keep it???
nnoitra: lemme see it. *picks it up* what kind of animal thing is it?
jow: black lab! :D pleaseeeeeee? *puppy face* o_o
nnoitra: sure he's all yours.
jow: *squee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* ty ty ty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grimmjow: wow she really likes dogs doesnt she?
jow: oh i love dogs!!!!!! its a boy so ill name him Hunter.
ulquiorra: Hunter?
jow: when I was younger I had a dog named Hunter. he was a black lab too. that was a long time ago tho.
grimmjow: hey look out stark he's- oh gross.... (dog peed on starks shoe XD)
jow: o.o
ulqui-bat: o.o
grimmjow: o.o
nnoitra: *texting neliel* *doenst notice*
stark: *picks up hunter* no no thats not nice. :)
jow: stark u like dogs?
stark: of course i love them. they are loyal and arent bitchy like cats**.
jow: i see.
grimmjow: hey its getting dark wanna go to the hotel?
jow: sure! ^_^
--- one walk later----
grimmjow: damnit gin why'd u put nnoitra and jow in a room and me, stark, and ulquiorra in another??? *is trying to listen in through the wall*
jow: hey nnoitra have you seen my phone?
nnoitra: yeah im using it to take pictures.
jow: of what?
nnoitra: you gettin outta your gigai ;)
jow: oh god u perv!!!!! *takes phone*
nnoitra: too late sent them over already.
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me: honhonhonhonhon~ nnoi-nnoi's in TRUBLEEEEEE!!!! kids and lil bro went home, so ill update tomorrow! <3 u all!!!!! please comment, vote, fan if u havent already, and tell me what you think of the puppy idea!!!! bone-shaped cookies for all who do!!!!
*is it a garganta? the black portal of doom thingy?
** i love cats but come on, no one loves like a puppy.
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The Newest Espada
Fanfiction:) i listen to dream recorder when i write, so excuse my akwardness. :D
