Texting Lauren

Two

Lauren
[15:02 pm]
Heyy, I'm back

[15:08 pm]
I see that
[15:08 pm]
So spill, why can't you go to college?
[15:08 pm]
And/or meet my pretty face?

Lauren
[15:10 pm]
I travel a lot for my job

[15:10 pm]
Really? That's way cooler than college
[15:10 pm]
Trust me
[15:11 pm]
So what kind of job

Lauren
[15:13 pm]
I'm in advertisements, sort of

[15:14 pm]
Without a college degree?
[15:14 pm]
You know if you don't wanna tell me what kind of work you do, it's okay just be honest with me

Lauren
[15:15 pm]
Sorry! You're right. Is it okay if I tell you later?

[15:15 pm]
Yeah, just tell me when you're comfortable enough
[15:16 pm]
And then after we can meet ;)

Lauren
[15:16 pm]
Why the winky face?

[15:16 pm]
Well, I'm kind of trying to flirt w/ you, Lauren from Miami

Lauren
[15:17 pm]
You're gay?

[15:17 pm]
Not gay, bi-sexual. You?

Lauren
[15:17 pm]
Bi-sexual as well

[15:17 pm]
Nice
[15:17 pm]
Single?

Lauren
[15:17 pm]
Yeah kind of
[15:17 pm]
But remember that friendzone I put you in? :)

[15:17 pm]
Nope, never heard of a friendzone
[15:18 pm]
Kind of is enough to work with, so when we finna marry?..
[15:18 pm]
That sounded way to fuckboy-ish, sorry

Lauren
[15:18]
It's okay, just don't curse in front of our children or you'll have to put money in the jar ;)

[15:19 pm]
Haha so you're that kind of mom.. how many kids are we having?

Lauren
[15:19 pm]
How about 3, 2 girls and a boy? I've got a brother and sister as well

[15:19 pm]
That's pretty cool, a big family. I'm an only child
[15:20 pm]
So names? I was thinking Zoë for a girl?

Lauren
[15:21 pm]
Sounds great! How about Carlos and Ana?

[15:21 pm]
So you like Spanish names?
[15:21 pm]
Btw perfect names; Zoë, Carlos and Ana Y/L/N

Lauren
[15:21 pm]
Yep, I'm Cuban so
[15:21 pm]
Why do they have your last name?!

[15:22 pm]
Because I'm older than you, princessa

Lauren
[15:22 pm]
Pendejo

[15:23 pm]
What does that mean?

Lauren
[15:23 pm]
That you're very smart :)
[15:23 pm]
I have to go now, I've got to get ready for a long ass flight. We'll talk tomorrow?

[15:24 pm]
I looked it up it means loser
[15:24 pm]
Tbh I would still be turned on if anybody said it to me, Spanish is sexy

Lauren
[15:24 pm]
You're such a pendejo, but we'll talk tomorrow?

[15:24 pm]
Honestly stop calling me that princessa
[15:25 pm]
I'd love to, have a safe flight!

Lauren
[15:26 pm]
Charming, thanks x