"I'm pretty even when I'm not pretty..."

Traitorous Children

*dressed and ready to play tennis this afternoon (me as a fill-in and hubs his weekly game. Ask Nick to take a photo of us together*

Nick: mum your phones storage is full, must be all the Harry photos you have.
Chloe: you do have a lot of Harry photos mum.
Hubs: who's this Harry bloke?
Nick: you need to delete some of these photos.
Chloe: there is a lot mum.
Hubs: why do you have photos of Harry? *walks over to me and takes my phone* Lets see how many you have.
Me: *thinks, knock yourself out*
Hubs: *scrolls through phone*
Me: oh look, there's the kids...there's the hair colour I wanted...there's a song on the radio I want to download...ooh there's my classroom...not a single Harry photo...
Hubs: let's go into albums...there's one!
Me: that was my background that you threw a tantie over...
Hubs: *hands phone back*
Me: *walks off and silently congratulates myself for installing the secret photo app that holds all my Harry stuff*

*goes off and plays tennis, showers when I get home and thinks about my traitorous children*

Me: Chloe, I'm going to friend your boyfriend back on Instagram and pick you up from school everyday this week with Niall in the front seat right outside the school gate.
Nick: *laughs*
Me: Nick, I'm going to post that video where your shirt is in a front knot and you're shimmying while saying 'hot sexy lady' on Instagram and tag you in it so your friends see it.
Nick: you dare woman!
Me: oh I dare...