Poop

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*getting ready in the bathroom for work and Chloe comes in and stands next to me to brush her hair*
Chloe: can you still see the pink or has it faded?
Me: *looks at the bottom half of her hair we tinted* no you can definitely see it, it's just the lighting in here.
Chloe: oh good! *swishes it around as she brushes before looking at me*
Me: what?
Chloe: I really like your new hair colour.
Me: thank you.
Chloe: I like the light bit at the top and the dark bits on the bottom.
Me: I do too.
Chloe: some people might call it poop colour.
Me: *only half listening* what did you say?
Chloe: I said, some people might call that poop colored hair, or chocolate, but it's okay because I have poop coloured hair too!
Me: 😳😂

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