My eyes open and I instantly smile. I hop up and grab Dan and Phil's house keys. I prance happily down the stairs. I open the door quietly. Dan and the hoe are making out on the couch. Full blown, "his whole face was in her mouth" sort of thing. I run into Phil's room. I slam the door behind me. Phil looks up from his laptop, pushing his glasses up onto the bridge of his nose.
" When did it come back?" I ask him, sitting next to him.
" This morning," Phil frowns. " She stormed in with the "OMG! I'm totes sorry babe!".
" Really?!?" I laugh, clapping really loud. " Well, anyway. I came over to make breakfast."
" That's so nice!" Phil smiles. " I wish I was as nice as you."
" That and I have no food, so,..." I giggle. Phil rolls his eyes and follows me into the kitchen.
" AHH! Oh it's you." The hoe speaks. Eww. " I thought I was speaking to Frankenstein," I walked away from her and turned the radio. The words Oh no! I just keep on fallin'!
" WITH YOUR FATE YOU'LL TRIGGER A LANDSLIDE!" I scream and dance around the kitchen like a crazy person. I hear Phil laugh.
" Like OMG She's having a seizure or something!" She cries. " Here let me fix that," She walks over to the radio, flicks the stations, then decides on nothing.
" Have fun with that. I'm going to go change." Dan giggles.
" I'm going to go put in my contacts in." Phil yawns. They both disappear around the corner. I walk back to the kitchen and grab pancake mix. Someone shoves me back a bit, causing the flour to go everywhere. I turn to see Dan's hoe.
" Oh, sorry! I didn't see what I was doing...." I stop because I don't want to call her hoe.
" Candy Lynn," She smiles. " Can I tell you something?" She flips her hair over her shoulder.
" Sure," I smile at her. She walks up to me, cupping her hands on my wrist.
" I see the way Dan looks at you." She squeezes my wrist." Don't think for a second I would feel bad if poor abused Elizabeth disappears." She lets go of my wrist. " Back off." She hisses violently.
" Hey Gurls! " Dan skips in. " Finally bonding?" I turn away and walk to the front door. . I slam the door. I run up the stairs, not letting anyone get the privilege to see me cry. I run into my flat, equally sorry for Dan and Pissed at him as well. My Phone vibrates, breaking the new found silence. I walk over to it.
* I'm coming up.-- Little lion man* I giggle to myself. When i saved Phil in my contacts, i saved him as that because of the weird lion guy stripper. I rush to my door, swing it open and jump in his arms before he could knock.
" What happened?" He whispers.
" That slut," I rage, pulling Phil into my flat. " Just threatened me."
" How?" Phil looks pissed.
" She told me to basically stay away from Dan of she'll kill me." I look at the ceiling, holding back tears.
" That that," Phil searched for the right word. " BITCH!"
" On the plus side I found out her name," I smirk. " Its a whore name."
" What is it?" He smiles.
" Candy Lynn," I crack up. Phil laughs with me.
" Really?" He giggles. " Wait," He smirks evilly.
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FanfictionElisabeth has been best friends with Dan since birth. They've been there for each other through the worst of it. The two of them couldn't be more opposite. Dan is rich, cute, popular, and has loving parents. Elisabeth is poor, shy, nerdy, and h...
