| MAKE ME LAUGH

- seventeen

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hoseok:
while you're out can you
grab some groceries

taehyung:
i've lived with you three
days and you're already
making me do chores for you

hoseok:
you're the wife in this
relationship

taehyung:
we haven't even made anything
official yet

hoseok:
well then kiss me when you
come home

hoseok:
but pick up the groceries
first please and thank you ♡

taehyung:
so you want me to kiss you
but i have to get
groceries?

taehyung:
i can do that

hoseok:
i told you that you're the bitch

taehyung:
i was trying to be cute
and you ruined it.

hoseok:
i'm salty okay?

taehyung:
are you on your man
period

taehyung:
do i need to get chocolates
for you too?

hoseok:
die

taehyung:
you sound like jimin

hoseok:
speaking of which you should
meet everyone

taehyung:
i don't want drama

hoseok:
who said there will be drama??

taehyung:
have you forgotten?

taehyung:
last time i spoke to everyone
apparently i was supposed to die bc of someone who looks
like a wannabe yoda

hoseok:
he does look like yoda a little
bit doesn't he

taehyung:
i'm telling you he's like
a wannabe yoda

hoseok:
ok so no chanyeol and baekhyun

taehyung:
ok i'd meet everyone if there's
no drama

hoseok:
good we can have a mini party tonight

taehyung:
aww but :(

hoseok:
what?

taehyung:
i wuz gun kiss u

hoseok:
ok so kiss me before they
get there

taehyung:
can i kiss you more than
once

hoseok:
why not

taehyung:
okay i have to get groceries
now bc someone's lazy and
an asshole

hoseok:
thank you bby ♡ :*

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i haven't decided
if i should do a full chapter
on the party or not
i know i'm
going to do one for the kiss
but my head hurts and i feel
like death so maybe not
the party