| MAKE ME LAUGH

- five

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unknown:
why did the tomato turn red?

taehyung:
oh seriously.

taehyung:
why do you keep trying?

unknown:
ANSWER MY JOKE YOU
SCRUB

taehyung:
why?

unknown:
because he saw the salad dressing.

taehyung:
i'm so close to blocking
you.

unknown:
NO DON'T PLEASE

unknown:
DID YOU LAUGH!?!?!?

taehyung:
fuck.
yeah i did.

unknown:
does that mean i can be in your contacts now?

taehyung:
yeah i guess.

taehyung:
what do you want your name
to be?

unknown:
well my real names hoseok.
so.
something cute including that.

'taehyung' has changed
'unknown's name to
'hoseok'

hoseok:
that's not something
cute.

taehyung:
it's as cute as you're getting
right now.

hoseok:
♡ thank you taetae

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lowkey i want to text
more people... :D

if you want to talk to
me please do! i promise
i can be a good friend.

♡