Don't ever laugh at the hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die
they wrap you up is a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
And all goes well for about a week
Then your coffin begins to leak
The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes
They eat your nose
They eat the jelly between your toes
A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes
Your stomach turns a slimy green
And pus pours out like whipping cream
You spread it on a slice of bread
And thats what you eat when you're dead!
*drops the mic*
