1,000 Ways To Die While Wearing Pants

New Friends Or New Loonatics?

~Frank's POV~

On the way back to our crappy litte appartments, all five of us all joined arms and started skipping down the stret singing Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles....we must have looked like a bunch of High retards but FUCK THE POLICE! XD It was fun! xD Well were here! :D "This is where you guys live?" Yupp! "Haha it kinda looks WORSE than the street but y'know a shitty home is still a home! :D" -_- tooshay! Well, this is the floor IS lives on, I live upstairs. "Oh so you DON'T live together....Huh." "Well we don't really wanna intrude so-- No it's fine really! We can all stay at my place tonight and figure out living arrangments tomorrow? "Sure, thanks :D" "Yeah, that's fine. Just let me grab my PJ's and shit and then we can go." Alright.

~IS's POV~

Staying at Franks tonight huh? Well this should be fun! ;D Chloe, Jenny, Ameil and I all agreed that once our dear little Frankie falls asleep, we would attack him with glue, markers, and glitter.... HE'LL LOOK SO PRETTY! :D So guys, what kind of music do you li--OOF! "haha WOO! BEATING PILLOW!! :D" " Beating Pillow!? ....LEST FILL IT WITH LOBSTERS!! :D" NOOO! D: MY PILLOW! *takes pillow and hits all three of them across the face with it* And that...was how our mega epic pillow fight started. "YOUR GOING DOWN IS! >:D" Actually were in an elevator going up so your argument in invalid--OOF! HEY! "hahahah! :'D" :O THAT'S IT MISSY! >:D *tackles Jenny in elevator causing everyone to fall over* Everyone errupted in a fit of laughter and when the elevator stopped at the second floor, we were all crying and rolling around like a pack of buffalos with rabies. This right here, is the greatest group of friends you could ever have! :D "HAHAHA Okay, Okay! Come on guys lets get to my appartment before we explode." Erh okay. :3 Since we were all rolling around like wild in that tiny elevator, we all had messy hair and wrinkly clothes so if you didn't know any better you would think we all just had a major fivesome......so when we finally got out of the elevator to reveal a bunch of impatient old people, we all let out loud wolf whistles and grunts causing gasps and snarls come from the old people which just made us all lugh even harder ;D Haha were goign to get kicked out one day....

When we finally reached Franks appartment he told us to wait while he cleans up a little but just about 2 miniutes after he went in the room, he ran out screaming like a bitchy little girl on her period. "AAAAAHHH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" By now we were all pissing ourselves laughing at Franks manly outburst. Hhaah everything okay Frank? :'D "There is a fucking ARMY of spiders in my room right now!" "You can barely walk one step without touching one!" "EEEEHHHHH!" *shudders* Oh come on Frank your just being over dramiti---OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT!! D: Frank and I both ran down the hall screaming like little fairy men while Chloe, Ameil, and Jenny were all turning bright red and gasping for air because they were laughing so hard. "HAHAHA! YOU GUYS HAHA! ARE A BUNCH OF SISSY LA LA'S! HAHAHAHA!" "Fuck You!" "My biggest fear in the entire world is spiders and I'm sure as hell not sleeping in there untill all of them are burning with a great firey passion!" "Hahah okay, okay! I guess we'll have to sleep in IS's appartment tonight." Haha okay! But I warn you, my appartment is possibly the crapiest crap whole you have ever seen. "Psh! Oh please! I saw the toilet at your guy's comic book shop before and trust me! Not a pretty sight!" -_- "HEY! OBAMA IS SEXY! SHUTUP!" D:< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! "Oh, well lets go then!" :)

5 Miniutes later....

"OH GOD THIS PLACE IS CRAPPY!" WHAT!?! I TOLD YOU! >:D *victory dance* *rolls eyes and slaps IS with pillow again* "Shut Your Face! xD" Ouch! *pouts and rubs arm* Heh, well I only one bed because this place is shitier beyond belief, so....unless you wanna share a bed with me, you'll have to sleep on the floor. "I'll share the bed with you IS ;)" FRANK YOUR SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR! >:D "Awe... D:" "Fine Then!" "I'll just sleep with our new friends!" *sticks out tongue* *evil smirks* "What?....." o_O  "Oh nothing!" "I just suggest that you sleep with your face compleetly covered is all xD" ..."You Wouldn't!" "Try Me! >:D"  "D:" Haha, well this will be fun to see....well anyways, here are some pillows and I only have two extra blankets so some of you have to share. *wink wink* "....Well sharing is Careing, but Spooning is Illegal in the states of Kentucky, Florida, and my pants xD""Haha WELL THEN! I guess sleeping naked isn't an option!" "BOY!"  *winks* '-_-' Hehe--Oh! I forgot to tell you guys somehing! Uh, what time is it? "10:28" "Why?" Oh y'know..because in about 2 miniutes I'm going to die. xD "WHAT!?" Haha well this is going to sound crazy but I was cursed by this demon man and now I die everyday at 10:30 and wake up perfectly normal the next day at 6 am.  ......"Seems Legit!" "PSH! Yeah Right! Proove it!" I'm about to prove it in 20,19,18,17 "Wait how do you die?" 16,15,14 "LIER! YOUR A LIER! XD" 13,12,11,10,9 "Hahah can I shoot you in the foot!?" 8,7,6,5,4 *pulls out a hammer* 3,2,1 GOODBYE! :D *has a heart attack and dies* The last thing I heard that night was 'HOLY SHIT HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!' Heheh, sucker! xD Oh but Dangit! Now i'm perfectly vunerable for Frank to draw on my face or shuve ice down my pants. Shit. -_-

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~Frank's POV~

Hahah Well by now, Ameil and Chloe were fraking out and Jenny, well Jenny had pulled out a marker and started drawing ' I WAS HERE' on IS's face....HEY I WANT SOME REVENGE TOO! :D So we all decided to take complete advantage of this moment and fuck up IS's dead body. Fun! :D

Chloe had covered IS is Olive Oil then dumped a whole bunch of glitter on him so he looked like Edward Culen, Ameil had drawn a disturbing dinosaur licking a tree all over IS's arm,Jenny had taken IS's pants and somehow put them in the toaster, and Me, well I painted his nails hot pink, put a whole bunch of makeup on him, and braded his hair on top of his head. So tight now, My friend IS looks like a hybrid between a mega gay guy and a sparkly bitch! :D ....REVENGE IS SEXY! xDD Hahah oh ladies, we did a good job! :D But now I think we should go to bed. Since we only have two blankets, who wants to share with me? "PFFT! ME! :D" Haha okay Chloe will sleep with me and Ameil will sleep with Jenny. *Jenny creepy glares at Ameil* ..."Uh HELL NO! First of all, that sonds compleetly GAY! Second, I don't like the idea of being anywhere near Jenny while she has a marker and I'm asleep." "She can sleep On IS's bed since he just crashed here on the floor." *kicks IS's dead body* *snicker snicker* >:D "YEAH BED!!" *runs over and sprawls on IS's bed* Eh that's settled then....Goodnight everyone! :D " 'Night Bra! :D" "Seeya Fucker!" xP And with that, we fell asleep and waited untill IS wskes up and screams like a demented Zeebra. x]