Person: ACHOO!
Me: Bless you.
Person: ACHOO!!
Me: Dang, you must be allergic to blessings.
Person: No, I'm allergic to you.
Me: Good. Stay away, then.
(I DON'T THINK THIS IS A COMEBACK, BUT WHATEVER.)
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Random Roasts™
Randomit's all in the title 🔥 edit: i made this when i was like 9 but tbh it still holds up im not gonna lie
