Person: OH MY FREAKING IREEEEEEEEEENE.
Me: The hell do you want?
Person: OH MY IRENE I'M SO FREAKING PRETTY.
Me: Um, okay.
Person: OH MY IRENE I'M SO PRETTY! I LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. OH MY IRENE, I SHOULD BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL ON THE ENTIRE EARTH.
Me: Okay.
Person: OMI I LOOK SO PRETTY!! SO PRETTY!! PRETTY!! I'M SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE ME, AND BOW DOWN TO ME AND LOVE ME AND BOW DOWN TO ME THEN LOVE ME. I'M SO PRETTY-
Me: -OKAY. WE GET IT! YOU'RE PRETTY! THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD GO AROUND SCREAMING YOUR WISH THIS CHRISTMAS. OKAY?! MS. UNIVERSE COULD PLAY YOUR FREAKING ROLE BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD, YOU CONCEITED LITTLE [insert whatever you wanna call them here]!
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Random Roasts™
Randomit's all in the title 🔥 edit: i made this when i was like 9 but tbh it still holds up im not gonna lie
