Me: *sings 'Castle on a Hill' by Ed Sheeran*
Person: Oh my gosh, I hate that song.
Me: Uh...o-okay. *sings Photograph by Ed Sheeran*
Person: My gosh, I hate that song too.
Me: My gosh, fine...*sings Aphmau theme song*
Person: Oh my gosh. I like, don't even know that song. I hate it.
Me: Alright...fine. *sings Don't Wanna Know by Maroon Five*
Person: Oh my goooooooosh. That song thooooough.
Me: *sings Closer by The Chainsmokers*
Person: Hahaha, that song is like, so old--
Me: Okay! Fine! Jeez! If you don't like any of the songs I sing, then maybe don't listen at all! I just want to enjoy living! You obviously DO NOT. So get yourself some earphones, play some dang music that you actually like, and let me sing.
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Randomit's all in the title 🔥 edit: i made this when i was like 9 but tbh it still holds up im not gonna lie