(#4) What's Up?

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Person: What's up? 

Me: Good sir, I am perfectly capable of what is up and what is down. You clearly do not. Do everyone a favor and look up above you, let the light shatter into pieces because of your ugliness, and never ask me what is up ever again.

Person: uh...

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