(#24) Opposite Day

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PWHCY: Person who has a crush on you

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Me: Hey, I love you. Let's stay together.

PWHCY: OHMAHGOSHREALLY?!

Me: Hahaha, nope! Happy opposite day, you gullible, stupid idiot!

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