Person: Are you a keyboard? Cause your my type.
Me: I'm not a keyboard, but I guess your a creep, then.
Or
Me: Are you a zipper? Cause I'd like you to SHUT. THE. HELL. UP.
YOU ARE READING
Random Roasts™
Randomit's all in the title 🔥 edit: i made this when i was like 9 but tbh it still holds up im not gonna lie
