1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

676) make a 1D sentence

1) your birth month

jan- i danced with

feb- i kissed

mar- i sang with

april- i licked

may- i touched (answer to number 2 here) 's bum

june- i punched

july- i wrote a song with

aug- i slept with

sep- i hugged

oct- i snogged

nov- i dressed up with

dec- i showered with

2) your hair

curly- Harry

long- Liam

short- Niall

dyed- Zayn

other- Louis

3) t- shirt colour

white- and then we ate a hot dog

blue- naked

pink- and his mum

red- and tweeted it

yellow- and lived happily ever after

green- and then we kissed

muliticoloured- while the others cried

black- with a spoon

other- and then he told me he was gay

mine: i touched Niall's bum and then he told me he was gay