(Wanda is online)
(Vision is online)
Wanda: Vision, is the camera on?
Vision: Indeed. Shall we begin?
Wanda: Hello everyone! Hi! I'm Wanda! Welcome to my new cooking show Wanda's Kitchen. Well, technically, it's Tony's but you get the jest of it. Please welcome my cooking assistant Vision!!!
Vision: Hello.
Wanda: Today we shall be cooking a Chicken Paprika Soup. It's a home recipe, proudly brought to you from Sokovia!
Vision: What ingredients shall we be using, Wanda?
Wanda: Of course, we need some chicken drumsticks!
Vision: Which I put in the fridge last night.
Wanda: *opens fridge* 0_0 Vision?? Where's the chicken?
Vision: 0_0 Why isn't it here?
(Tony is online)
Tony: Oh hey guys! Wanna try some fried chicken drumsticks? I made some this morning. Someone left some chicken in the fridge.
Wanda: *gasps* THIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Vision: No, Wanda. Please stop!
Tony: Argh!!! Wanda, stop!
Wanda: That was our chicken! OUR CHICKEN FOR OUR COOKING SHOW, WANDA'S KITCHEN!
Tony: But it's MY kitchen.
Wanda: YES! AND YOU WILL DIE IN IT!
(Tony has been disabled from the chat)
Vision: Wanda, I hope you have calmed down.
Wanda: *breathes* Yes. Thank-you for understanding Vision. That's why I love you! *kisses Vision's cheek*
Vision: Uh...I believe that was caught on camera.
Wanda: What? Oh well. Is there an alternative for chicken?
Vision: I have heard duck meat also tastes rather nice. There is some in the fridge now.
Wanda: Great! Now we will just boil it in the stock I made. It contains thyme, flour, onions and our favourite...paprikash!!! I got the paprikash from the shops this morning.
Vision: Allow me to put the rabbit into the soup, Wanda.
Wanda: Aww thank you, Vision. *stirs*
Vision: Once we are done with the soup, who shall be trying it?
Wanda: Well, Maria and Rhodey wanted to taste our meal so I told them to meet us here in two hours.
Vision: Lovely. They do seem happy together!
Wanda: Like us. *bats eyelashes*
Vision: Uh...Wanda? *hold up packet* This is not paprikash.
Wanda: Really? What is – oh no!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BROWN SUGAR!
Vision: How did you confuse brown sugar for paprikash.
Wanda: I just – it looked – argh! No! Damn it – ah!!
Vision: That's okay, I'm sure it tastes lovely.
Wanda: *sighs* So this is meant to be a chicken and paprikash soup but really it's a rabbit and brown sugar mess!!!!
Vision: I'm sure your soup tastes wonderful either way, Wanda. May I try it before we serve?
Wanda; Thank you Vision. I'm flattered. Here. *holds up spoon*
Vision: Thank you. *eats* EKFC9EWIUFdjencrj DABZZUT842UJE1IJN Nxwr958y4wha +I 2 ^ idewid///
Wanda: It's great right?
Vision: Uh...*coughs* Y-yes, Wanda. It is.
Wanda: I'll get into bowls for Maria and Rhodey.
(Vision has logged off)
(Wanda has logged off)
TWO HOURS LATER
(Maria is online)
(Rhodey is online)
Maria: I can't wait to eat what Wanda and Vision made!
Rhodey: Oh I'm sure it'll be great.
(Wanda is online)
Wanda: Eeeeeh! Hi guys!! I'm currently filming you guys for my cooking show, Wanda's Kitchen!
Rhodey: But it's Tony's kitchen.
Wanda: DO YOU WANNA DIE??
Rhodey: Eep! Nope. Nope. I – I think I love my life.
Maria: So what did you make, Wanda?
Wanda: Well, Vision and I made a chicken and paprikash soup for you! I assure you, Vision tried it. He likes my recipe. Cuz I'm a great cook!
Maria: I'm sure you are! Thanks!
Wanda: *put down bowls* Okay, I'll leave the camera here so you can tell us your feedback.
Rhodey: Thanks! Man, I can't wait to eat this!
(Wanda has logged off)
Maria: *eats*
Rhodey: *eats*
Maria: ...................................................
Rhodey: ...................................................
Maria: I swear this chicken tastes like rabbit meat.
Rhodey: And the soup tastes sweet, like brown sugar. I can't taste the paprikash.
(Wanda is online)
(Vision is online)
Wanda: So?!?! Do you like?
Vision: Wanda worked very hard on here soup.
Maria: *struggles to swallow* Well...it's...different.
Rhodey: I..........like it.
Vision: Uh, Wanda? The camera was never on. This whole time we were cooking and Miss Hill and Colonel Rhodes were eating, it was never filming.
Wanda: Oh man! That's okay! We'll just cook the meal again! You guys come back in two hours okay?
Maria: U-us? Again??
Rhodey: Uh...sure??
(Wanda has logged off)
(Vision has logged off)
Maria: Run?
Rhodey: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
A/N – Hi guys!
As promised, an update!
I was blank on ideas on Monday so I hope this makes up for it.
So, would you guys try Wanda's soup? HELL YEAH FOR ME! SHE COOKED IT! OF COURSE I'D EAT IT!
Now Saturday's update might need to be pushed forward to Friday or backwards to Sunday as I am out on Saturday. I'm sorry.
Remember if you haven't answered the 4 questions in my Author's Note yet, please do so! And suggestions or requests are welcome (not an entire synopsis but a suggestion).
Also, can I just add how adorable that meme up top is??? You might need to zoom in or save it to see it.
Thanks!
Lotsa love,
Chrissie!
Xoxo
P.S Dedication to thatgalsandi for her reads! Thank you for supporting me the whole way, I really appreciate it sweetie!
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