(Steve is online)
(Bucky is online)
Bucky: Steve, are you sure about this?
Steve: Of course I am! Believe me, speed dating will help you meet new people and –
Bucky: That's exactly what I'm not sure about!!
Steve: You'll be fine. Let me fix your tie. *fixes tie*
Bucky: How do I look?
Steve: *gels Bucky's hair* Perfect. Any woman would fall for you. Have fun, yeah? Sharon and I are off on a date.
Bucky: Okay. Thanks, Steve. You're such a great friend.
Steve: Bye!
(Steve has logged off)
Bucky: Okay, time to die. *sighs*
AT THE SPEED DATING PLACE
Bucky: So I just sit here and wait for women to come to me? Okay...
(Carol Danvers is online)
Carol Danvers: Hi!
Bucky: H-hello...I – I'm Bucky.
Carol Danvers: I'm Carol. Nice to meet you.
Bucky: You too...so what do you do for a living?
Carol Danvers: I'm a superhero too. People call me Captain Marvel.
Bucky: *gasps* REALLY? OMG THAT'S SO COOL!
Carol Danvers: Aww, Bucky. I'm flattered but believe me, the Winter Soldier is much cooler than me.
Bucky: No, no, no. You're so much more awesome! What're you're powers??
Carol Danvers: Oh, well, I have super strength and I can fly. I've also recently discovered I can shoot energy beams from my hands. But Bucky, tell me more about yourself.
Bucky: Oh me? I'm just a super soldier. *gazes dreamily* So...how long have you been a hero for?
Carol Danvers: Bucky, really, I wanna know more about you.
Bucky: Wha –
DING!
Carol Danver: Oh, sorry, Bucky. Time to move onto the next person. Bye!
(Carol Danvers has logged off)
Bucky: WAIT! Can – can I get your autograph??
(Gamora is online)
Gamora: Hi.
Bucky: Hello, I'm Bucky.
Gamora: Call me Gamora.
Bucky: Okay, Gamora...So, tell me about yourself.
Gamora: Well, I work for the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Bucky: Oh, is that a superhero team like The Avengers??
Gamora: Yeah, but better.
Bucky: The Guardians of the Galaxy are better than The Avengers? I don't think so!
Gamora: Well, Star Lord is much funnier and attractive than all the men on your team put together.
Bucky: Well then why're you here? You can go date him!
Gamora: Haha, funny joke.
Bucky: Well, I bet Black Widow could kick your –
Gamora: My what?? Finish that line, I dare you.
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The Avengers Chatroom the Sequel
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