8. Loki vs Ultron

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(Loki is online)

(Ultron is online)

Loki: OMG BESTIE! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Ultron: AHHH BFF HIYA!

Loki: It's been so long, dear friend! You know what else we haven't had in a long time?

Ultron: A slumber party?

Loki: HELL YEAH BABY! Are you still mad at everyone?

Ultron: Nah, it's fine! *smiles sweetly*

Loki: Okay, great! I'm gonna go and invite all our villain friends!

(Loki has logged off)

Ultron: He-he! Of course, I'm still mad at them. That's why I'm here. Time to unleash my revenge plans.

(Ultron has invited Malekith online)

(Ultron has invited Baron Zemo online)

Ultron: Are we ready, my friends?

Malekith: Grr....born ready!! BORN READY TO PARTY!

Baron Zemo: He killed my family...I found them dead –

Ultron: ZEMO!

Baron Zemo: Oh! Wrong movie! Uh...sure thing, bestie!

(Loki is online)

Loki: Hey, BFF! So everyone is coming - *gasps* What are you doing Ultron?

Ultron: Having my revenge.

Loki: No! Ultron, what our friends did was wrong but it was nothing to be upset about.

Ultron: SILENCE!

Loki: Don't you dare tell me what to do, you stupid robot!

Ultron: Stupid? I am an AI! You are merely an abandoned Frost Giant! No-one loved you!

Loki: Not even you?

Ultron: Not even me!

Loki: Well then! I deem this friendship over! Good bye, you piece of *BEEP*

Ultron: Right back at ya, LONER!

(Loki has logged off)

(Ultron has logged off)

Malekith: Well...this is awkward. Grr.

Baron Zemo: They were my world...I lost everything!

Malekith: Zemo?

Baron Zemo: Yes?

Malekith: No-one cares.

Baron Zemo: Oh.

(Malekith has logged off)

(Baron Zemo has logged off)


IN ASGARD

(Loki is online)

(Mandarin is online)

(Dr Zola is online)

Loki: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *cries* OMG I'M SO SAD!

Mandarin: What now?

Loki: *sobs* I lost my best friend today.

Dr Zola: Me?

Loki: No.

Mandarin: Me?

Loki: For goodness sake, no-one cares about you! I LOST ULTRON! MY BEST FRIEND IN ALL THE NINE REALMS! HE HATES ME NOW! AND I'M SO SAD!

Dr Zola: Oh...oh well.

Mandarin: Umm...fruit anyone?

Dr Zola: Yeah, let's go! I don't want Loki vaporising us!

(Mandarin has logged off)

(Dr Zola has logged off)


BACK ON EARTH

(Ultron is online)

(Baron Zemo is online)

(Malekith is online)

Ultron: *cries* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Malekith: Did you run out of Transformers cupcakes again?

Ultron: WHO NEEDS TRANSFORMERS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FRIEND? *cries* LOKI HATES ME NOW!

Baron Zemo: Maybe you shouldn't have had unleashed your evil plans then.

Ultron: I can't believe you all have stuck with me for this long! Especially you, Zemo! I killed your family!

Baron Zemo: You killed them????? I THOUGHT THE AVENGERS DID SO!

Malekith: Wait, Zemo –

(Baron Zemo has logged off)

Malekith: Well great! My only friend in the world is gone! Thanks, Ultron!

(Malekith has logged off)

Ultron: *sobs hysterically*

(Loki is online)

Ultron: Loki?

Loki: Ultron?

Ultron: OMG OMG I'M SO SORRY! YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!

Loki: I'm sorry too, bestie. I should've understood.

Ultron: BFFs?

Loki: BFFs.

Ultron: Now let's go be evil together!

Loki: Sure thing, bestie!!!!!!!

(Loki has logged off)

(Ultron has logged off)


A/N – Hi guys!

I'm so sorry this is a day late! I was a bit sick yesterday but after a good night's sleep, I'm as good as new! I have a four-day long weekend so an update today, tomorrow and the day after!

Halloween is tomorrow! I hope you all have something planned. Whether it be dressing up and trick-or-treating, sitting home and eating candy or watching horror movies! I hope you all have a good one! I just take advantage of all the lollies on sale! I also love seeing kids come to my door in their adorable costumes! They're so cute and I love kids! Uh...that sounded creepy.

Anyways, SPECIAL HALLOWEEN UPDATE TOMORROW! KEEP A LOOK OUT!

Meme above is so legit! Who doesn't want Loki back?????

Thanks!

Lotsa love,

Chrissie!

Xoxo


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