BEN: -_- But I hate suits.
BDR: (≧ω≦) That's okay! As long as I'm happy that's all that matters!
BEN: (￣。￣) The hell?!
BDR: (✿◠‿◠) There! All set! Now go on to the dinner table!
BEN: (¬_¬) This better not be a disappointment. *leaves*
BDR: (◡‿◡✿) It won't trust me.
Jeff: (¬_¬) Again, why am I coming into BEN's room to change into a stupid monkey suit? I can't pull it off like Slender.
BDR: (≧ω≦) Chill Bro! Just put on that monkey suit!
Jeff: *sighs* Turn around your pervert!
BDR: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) I'm not interested in you, Jeffy.
Jeff: Why?! What's wrong with me?! Have you seen the long line of girls out for me?!
BDR: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) That's why. *tightens up Jeff's tie*
Jeff: XoX Damn it woman! Don't kill me!
BDR: (◠ ω ◠ ✿) All done. Go outside. I have something to tell the audience.
Jeff: What? Like-
BDR: *pushes him outside* Okay! Ladies and gentlemen! (◠ ω ◠ ✿) I have a wonderful dare by AnimeWillLastForever:
"I was reaaaaalllllllllly bored when I posted the dare so I wanted something funny to read. Now another dare, I dare Jeff and BEN to go on a date and kiss on the lips while you video the entire thing."
BDR: (ノ ◕ ヮ ◕) ノ And that is just what I'm gonna do! *pulls out camera & heads outside*
Jeff: Why do you have that?
BDR: (◕ ‿ ◕ ✿) *pushes Jeff down the stairs* Have fun!
Jeff: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) I'll put her to sleep later. Huh? BEN, what are you doing here?!
BEN: Doll said I have a date here!
Jeff: Doll said I have a date here!
BEN & Jeff: (ノ ಠ 益 ಠ) ノ DOLL!!!
*Upstairs*
BDR: (◠ ‿ ◠ ✿) I'm so proud of myself! *talks through speaker* Oh yeah! By the end of the date there must be a kiss on the lips with each other!
BEN & Jeff: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) Damn it! What happened to our loyal fan girls that do not support yaoi!?
BEN: Well, we can't let this food go to waste. Lets just eat!
Jeff: *sighs* Fine! But this is not a date!
BDR: (◕ ‿ ◕ ✿) We'll see.
*later & drunk on special foods I made with lots of alcohol*
BEN: *has arm over Jeff* Y-you know wha-Jeff, my man, my friend, my compadre! You're looking mighty fine!
Jeff: *chuckles* You too, BEN. . .You too. . .
BDR: (╯ ° □ °) ╯ Finally! They're drunk enough to smooch! Yes! Kiss! Kiss! ^////^
BEN & Jeff: *near each other*
BDR: (╯ ° □ °) ╯ Lets go! Lets g- *camera turns off* (┛ ◉ Д ◉) ┛ NOOOOOOO!!!!! ToT WHY?!! I MISSED THE YAOI! *runs downstairs*
BEN & Jeff: *unconscious*
BDR: щ(ಠ益ಠщ) FUUUUU!!!!
Alice: *looking down at BEN & Jeff* Oh, Mistress. You fail at life.
BDR: (╥_╥) I know. Anyway, I have another set of dares and questions from KiereKyla:
"My dare! I have a dare/request for BDR." Erm..I really like Dr. Smiley *blushes* would you.. ask ... him.. if he wants to go.. out somewhere? with me? ♥" (//>_<//) and LJ what would you do if Zalgo kissed Alice? and also, SLENDY!! Would you introduce your brothers to me? I want to meet SplendorMan! ♦"
BDR: (╯ ° □ °) ╯ I'm not talking to that guy again!
Alice: *sighs* Dr. Smiley, dear, could you come here for a moment?
Dr. Smiley: Yes, Ms. Alice?
BDR: AHHH!!! *hides behind Alice* (╯ ° □ °) ╯
Alice: Anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to go out with a "fan" of this foolish girl?
Dr. Smiley: Of course. . .if I get to "fix" her later. *grins*
BDR: *shakes head* No, no, no, you can't. (⊙ ︿ ⊙ ✿)
Dr. Smiley: Well, that's too bad. Such a shame. Maybe next time. I'll see you later Ms. Doll.
BDR: (┛ ◉ Д ◉) ┛ I'm so glad I'm a healthy child! LJ!!!!
LJ: What?!
BDR: AHHHH!!!! T_T Bitch! Anyway, I have a question for you! What would you do if Zalgo kissed Alice?
LJ: *glares* The better question is what wouldn't I do to him?
BDR: (╯ ° □ °) ╯ Uh. . .okay, so you would not be a happy camper. Ahaha, >3< Next! Slendy!
Slendy: Yes, Ms. Doll?
BDR: Slendy, someone wants to meet your fam-
Slendy: No.
BDR: (◕ △ ◕ ✿) Huh? Why not?!
Slendy: There are too many, child. There are also some I'd like to avoid, thank you.
BDR: (◕ ﹏ ◕ ✿) Oh, okay. . .
Slendy: *covers my face* Oh no, child, I will not fall for that!
BDR: Boo! I will find the Slender Family somehow! Just you wait! *determined* Until next time! I won't let you down! ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)
Fanfiction^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as...
