*playing Mario Kart Wii alone in my basement and is on the last race (last lap as well) of a Grand Prix*
*is in 1st; Gets hit by Blue Shell and is passed*
Wow...
*is in 2nd and, right after getting hit my a blue shell, gets hit by a red shell and is passed*
are you ki-
*is in 3rd and after being hit by a blue and a red shell gets hit by another red shell and gets passed by two more people*
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME!?
*passes two people*
Okay...two down, two to go...
*passes the other two and is back in first*
HAHA!!!
*sees blue and red shell coming*
NONONO SH*TSH*TSH*T!!!
*crosses finish line right before getting hit*
YEAH F*CK YOU!!!! HA!!!!
*immediately picks up iPhone to type this XD*
