Friend Quotes

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Here, have some of my friends' quotes

"You don't do it like this, you do it like this"- Maddie teaching Raymond how to punch people

"Drawing is basically just coloring with a normal pencil"- Nessa making up an excuse to draw when we were supposed to color

"IT'S A MESSAGE FROM THE GODS!!!"- Nessa talking about a leaf that fell outta nowhere

"If I were you, I'd wanna be gay too, I'd wanna be gay too"- Maddie talking about Raymond to the tune of 'Me Too' ((Note that he's not actually gay, we just like to think that XD

"Gaymond"- I'm so sorry for making that up Raymond XD

"STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIENNND"- Shalom talking about no one in particular

"I hate you all"- We've all said that at least once

"NO, I'M PEGGY!!!"- Shalom, Raymond, and Eric fighting over who gets to say "and Peggy!!!" after Maddie and I sing Angelica and Eliza

"SUMMON THE DEMON"- Us talking about Raymond who is apparently a demon

"The lunch lady's gonna blow up the school"- Nessa and I talking about Raymond the lunch lady who apparently is going to blow up the school

"When I grow up, I wanna be an oompa loompa"- Maddie almost everyday

"But she's my girlfrienddd!!!"- Maddie trying to steal me away from Shalom ((There's nothing going on between us, we just like to joke around like that))

"It's an Asian Santa"- Friends talking about Raymond having a Santa shirt

"HONHONHONHON"- One of Nessa's weird noises

"Remember Raymond, we're not laughing with you, we're launghing at you"- Eric being a jerk to Raymond

"RUN AWAY INTO THE SUNSET!!!"- Me, Nessa, and Maddie everytime Shalom and Raymond run together at the same pace

"ONE OF US, ONE OF US"- Every time we're introduced to someone new

"TO THE OCCULT TREE"- Don't ask

"I'm Treesexual"- Me

"I'm a short stack of pancakes and pancakes are sweet, but not me"- Shalom singing about herself

"YOU'RE MOM IS MATURE!!!"- That is somehow an insult, I don't know how, but it is

"Good Graham crackers"- I thought grammar sounded similar to Graham crackers...

"TAP TAP TAP SWIPE SWIPE SWIPE"- Nessa narrating everything I do on my phone

"*Middle finger*"- Literally everybody

"We hold our index fingers up in the air to be self evident that all human beings are created horizontally parallel"- I don't even know how, but Maddie and I were singing the Schuyler sisters when.... that happened

Yeah I have a weird group of friends, but I wouldn't wanna have it any other way

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