new chat with 'salmon boi'
salt shaker: chris i need to tell you something
salmon boi: i already know
salt shaker: what?? know whAt?
salmon boi: that you're moving and staying in america.
salt shaker: chris, i can explain
salmon boi: i'd love an explanation y'know
salt shaker: look, i don't know what the fuck ross has told you but it's most likely not true
salmon boi: oh really?
salt shaker: yes really
salmon boi: then please explain why you're not acting hurt because ross told me you are very hurt
salt shaker: how the fuck am i supposed to act "hurt" through text
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salt shaker: oh boohoo
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salt shaker: yeah leave me on read that's what i thought
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YOU ARE READING
[reviewing] texts to my stunt lad
Fanfiction[IM REVIEWING THE WHOLE STORY TO FILL UP ANY PLOT HOLES THAT THERE MAY BE] the hatters obviously use kik messenger to communicate with each other because it's not like all of them have iphones and could just make an imessage group chat. shit starts...
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