[reviewing] texts to my stunt lad

08

saltysmith: i'm going to have to text you sorry

saltysmith: stop laughing at me you twat

saltysmith: i hate you

saltysmith: [message deleted]

saltysmith: i didn't delete anything. what are you talking bout

saltysmith: make me tea

saltysmith: yeah just as you sat down

saltysmith: thanks

trout: which cupboard

saltysmith: top one on the right

trout: k babe

saltysmith: don't call me that

trout: why not /babe/

saltysmith: because

trout: well so-rry sunshine

saltysmith: thx

trout: geez

trout: tea is on the way!!

saltysmith: hurry up

saltysmith: thank you saviour

saltysmith: can you stop staring at me

trout: but you look like a sushi roll

saltysmith: so?

trout: it's cute!

trout: oh no! angry alex smith engaged, he's put the mug down!1!!!!111!!

saltysmith: stop please

saltysmith: you're only on your phone texting me because you'd otherwise be staring at me

saltysmith: twat

trout: well i'm your twat

saltysmith: as if

trout: <3

saltysmith: yea right

he was always so happy, so cringy and so fully of life. i on the other hand was just dull. he was my sunshine. my heart was always pounding around him, it meant nothing.

i sent hearts to him all the time but he never sent one back and then he did. it was like science had gone too far to make this miracle happen.