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007. LADY BUNS & THE ART OF BEING SUBTLE

CALYPSOVALDEZ POSTED A PHOTO!

527K LIKES | 257K COMMENTS

CALYPSOVALDEZ: when you can
pull off a man bun, well, a lady bun,
ACTUALLY IMMA SHUT UPNOW
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE IM
TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT.

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ANCAYEROBINSON:
you do have a cute butt.
↳ CALYPSOVALDEZ:
please my butt is nonexistent
like my love life.
↳ THA_LOS:
hey don't make grant
feel lonely.
↳ GRANTGUST:
oh shut up carlos.
↳ DPANABAKER:
please dont actually
shut up carlos.

ANCAYEROBINSON:
yea i'm pretty sure that calypso
secretly loves it when you
ship her and grant
↳ CALYPSOVALDEZ:
quit exposing me
rat.
↳ ANCAYEROBINSON:
i cant help it 🐸☕️

THA_LOS:
grant freaked out
when he saw you on tv.
↳ GRANTGUST:
awh come on, reeaaallyy
carlos?
↳ THA_LOS:
you seriously thought you
were gonna get away with it?

CALYPSOVALDEZ:
i'm convinced that ancaye
and carlos are the same person.
↳ GRANTGUST:
im convinced that calypso and
carlos are related.
↳ THA_LOS:
not quite. my last name is valdes.
calypso's is valdez.
↳ CALYPSOVALDEZ:
theres a difference mr allen.
↳ GRANTGUST:
actually im mr gustin but
you can be my mrs gustin.
↳ GRANTGUST:
tom stole my phone.
↳ CAVANAGHTOM:
bullshit ;)
↳ CALYPSOVALDEZ:
thats too fucking cheesy.
↳ ANCAYEROBINSON:
even i think its too cheesy!
and im like the queen of cliches.

THA_LOS:
i think we need more shippers.
↳ DYLYPSOAF:
i honestly ship dylan and
calypso though.

CALYPSOVALDEZ:
tha_los well if it makes u
feel better i have a surprise soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
↳ THA_LOS
bUT THOMAS GRANT
GUSTIN IS WAITING FOR YOU
↳ CALYPSOVALDEZ:
ya need to t'chill.
↳ IMSEBASTIANSTAN:
uHM AM I AWARE OF WHATS
GONNA HAPPEN AND WHEN?
↳ CALYPSOVALDEZ:
so i may not be hanging out
with people tomorrow.
↳ DPANABAKER:
whOOOO
↳ TYLERPOSEY58:
not us.
↳ DYLANOBRIEN:
not at all.
↳ HOLLANDRODEN:
i wonder who.
↳ ARDEN_CHO:
cough
↳ SHELLEYHENNIG:
that was great for being
subtle.

DYLYPSOAF:
ASDFGHJKL MY
SHIP AUSISBXKS