Bob- Hello everyone.
Hermione- Bob! Why are you so upset?
Bob- You know my girlfriend Ella? She dumped me.
Clove- Well, now that you're single...
Bob- Um, awkward? Anyways, I'm okay because I got a new girlfriend. Meet, Miranda!
Miranda- Hey everyone! NIce to meet you all!
Cato- You're pretty.
Clove and Bob- Watch it Cato.
Miranda- So, I have more truths and dares from @erinrosseh123! First, Peeta. Truth or dare.
Peeta- Dare.
Miranda- I dare you to go up to President Snow when hes on television and hit him with rock hard burnt bread and then jump on him yelling: YOU ASK FOR BREAD, I GIVE YOU BREAD!! Ok?
Peeta- Okee Dokee!
Rue- Artichokee.
Clove- Shut up Rue.
Peeta dissapears and reappears next to Snow.
Snow- As I was saying, What in the world!?!
Peeta- YOU ASK FOR BREAD, I GIVE YOU BREAD!! BYE!
Peeta dissapears and reappears next to Bob.
Peeta- Hahahahaha.
Rue- Lol.
Clove- Shut up Rue.
Miranda- Next is... Snape!
Snape- Really?
Miranda- Yes! Tell the truth, who would you rather marry? Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Lily Evans or Justin Beiber.
Peeta- Ha! Gayyy!
Snape- Well, I remain faithful to Lily, but....
Miranda- Hurry up.
Snape- Aw, screw Lily! Miley is AMZing. Miley Cyrus!
Miranda- Really? Wow! Now Cato. I dare you to go out with Katniss.
Cato- Cool. I'm dating Katniss Everdeen.
Miranada- Now dump her for Prim.
Cato- Not cool. I'm dating Primrose Everdeen.
Miranda- Katniss. Now that you know Rue wanted to kill you, would you still rather die instead of her?
Katniss- Hell no.
Miranda- Oh. Hermione, truth or dare?
Hermione- Truth.
Miranda- Have you ever wanted to slap someone so hard that they get knocked out?
Hermione- Yes.
Miranda- Who?
Hermione- Fred and George.
Miranda- OH them.
Clove- I'm getting bored.
Ron- Me too.
Bob- Lets take a break and go to Walmart.
Everyone except Bob- Yay!
Everyone dissapears and reappears at walmart.
Ginny- I'm going to the clothes departmant.
Katniss- Me too.
Clove- Me three.
Peeta- Gale I know a fun place where we can goo.
Gale- Great. Lets go!
Snape- I'm going to the toys.
Ron- I'm going to the wand departmant.
Bob- There is none.
Ron- Oh. Then I will just go with you Bob. To the food.
Miranda- I'll come too.
Hermione- I'm going to the books.
Rue- I'm going to the weapons.
Harry- I'm going to the washroom.
Everyone runs to different departments. At the food...
Bob- We will need these lemons, and these Corn flakes.
Ron- Look! Crab meat! Abra Kadabra!
The crab comers to life and chases a random old man out of the store.
Bob- Ron! Turn it back!
Ron- No. I will put him back into my bag.
Miranda- You're weird.
Meanwhile at the books departement.
Hermione- really. They don't have Hogwarts: A history. Hey! Clerk!
Clerk- Va va voom! Yes, my pretty?
Hermione- Can I have the book, Hogwarts: A history?
Clerk- No, but you can have my number! My names Steve. Whats yours?
Hermione- Abra Kadabra!
Clerk- Ahhhhh!!! Groan.
At the toys...
Snape- Did I just hear a magic spell? Must have been my imagination. Look at this cool Harry Potter action figure. Look theres a comic! Why am I bleeding in the comic? This comic sucks! I will blow up this aisle. I will Blow up this whole departemant. I will blow up this whole store! Bwahaha!
At the clothes...
Ginny- Hey! I saw that dress first!
Some random old lady- True, but I grabbed it first.
Ginny- Abra Kadabra!
The old lady turns into a giraffe. She chases different people around the store then dissapears into the weapons departemant.
Ginny- Now for that dress.
Clove- Katniss, which skirt do you think Bob will like better? This one or this one?
Katniss- They all look horrible on you, Clove.
Clove- Sad face.
In the weapons departemant...
Rue- Hmmmmmmmm? Whats that?
A giraffe runs into the shelf and it falls over on top of Rue.
Rue- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rue falls on the floor, dead.
Giraffe- ?????
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hey guys. Thank you to all my readers who are still reading this. A special thanks to @erinroseh123 and @bellatrixfan1 and @Ril101ey for leaving their truths and dares! Btw, I will try to update more, and if I have not used your dares or truths yet, I will later in the book. And remember, keep reading, voting and commenting!
Bye!
