Styles1993: How's life in the hood?
You: wtf
Styles1993: Isn't that what the cool kids say now?
You: uhm no
Styles1993: Are you #triggered?
You: what r u doing
Styles1993: Trying to trigger the triggered.
You: u need help
Styles1993: Well at least I'm not shook like you.
You: stop
You: u need to learn the 3 G's
Styles1993: Which are?
You: Get off facebook
You: Get on Instagram
You: Get a life
Styles1993: Well at least I know how to punctuate correctly.
You: r u sure
Styles1993: Yes I am.
Styles1993: Btw do you know this guy, Zayn?
You: uh I know a zayn but we've only met once, maybe not the same one
Styles1993: Hmm...
Styles1993: I'll add him.
You: ok
Styles1993 added Zayn to the chat.
Zayn: haz did u add me again
You: wtf who's haz
Styles1993: His nickname for me.
Zayn: yup
You: so ur name's harry
Styles1993: No.
Zayn: yes
Styles1993: Shut it Zayn.
Zayn: why
Styles1993: You know why.
You: confused af
Zayn: OH RIGHT
Zayn: His name is Horton
You: HORTON
You: HORTTOOOON
Styles1993: Wtf Zayn.
Zayn: but I thought....
Styles1993: Why would you tell him my name?
You: hello Horton
Styles1993: Shut up.
Styles1993: Don't call me that.
Styles1993: Just call me Haz if u like
You: na thanks Horton
Zayn: lmao np for the help haz XD
Zayn: who r u even btw
You: the name's Louis
Zayn: oH WEVE MET ONCE
You: AT THE SHOPPING CENTRE WITH MY MUM
Zayn: and then u ran away
You: u were too hot ;)
Zayn: lmao ikr
Styles1993: Guys stop making me feel awkward... :(
You: aw poor Horton is jealouis
Styles1993: Shut up.
Zayn: u say that a lot
Styles1993: Shut up.
You: he didn't even deny that he was jealouis
Zayn: wtf is jealouis?
You: when the jealousy has anything to do with Louis, it is jealouis
Zayn: that was an awful pun
You: ur face is an awful pun
Zayn: My face is amazayn, don't deny it
You: tru
You: unlike ur puns
Zayn: That's inzayn, my puns are great!
You: NO MY PUNS ARE FABULOUIS
Styles1993: Marvelouis
You: shush Horton, we are battling
Styles1993: Fine.
You: Hey I would have waved if you weren't such a beach.
Zayn: Too bad because I sea you wouldn't have anyways
You: Water you saying? :O
Zayn: Seariously, do you not understand?
You: Are you shore you're not mentally retarded?
Zayn: that's offensive, go walk the plankton
You: I fish you would just give up now.
Zayn: im gonna krill you in this pun battle
You: Your jokes miss the porpoise
Zayn: Last one each, don't be crabby.
You: Ok, I just FINished
You: HORTON WHO WON
Styles1993: *drum roll*
Styles1993: Louis smashed you Zayn.
Styles1993: Congrats Louis. Zayn get a life.
Zayn: wtf u bias piece of shit
Zayn: demand a rematch
Styles1993: Oops gotta Zayn!
Styles1993 left the chat
Zayn: what....
Zayn: wtf does gotta zayn mean?
You: uhhhh
You: OOPS GOTTA ZAYN!
You left the chat.
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Identity || Larry Stylinson (A.U)
FanfictionIn which a boy refuses to send a picture of himself to another kik user but then is in for a surprise in the real world.
