The Originals One-Shots

The Mikaelsons React: Ships Part 1

A/N: So, I saw someone do this with the Harry Potter characters, and thought it would be fun to do a short where the Mikaelsons react to any ships that involve them. Here I'll do a couple I know. If you happen to know any, do let me know and I'll see what the Mikaelsons think.
 Let's begin.
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Reactions to Haylijah (Hayley and Elijah)

Elijah: Haylijah? Um, well, I do like Hayley. A lot.

Rebekah: Oh, just admit it already, Elijah! You love her.

Freya: I actually have to agree with Bekah.

Kol: Why should I care about this?

Klaus: Has anyone ever considered that it might be awkward for me to have a sister-in-law who happens to be the mother of my daughter?

Rebekah: Oh, shut up, Nik. This is about Elijah, not you.

Freya: I think they're cute together.

Rebekah: That's exactly what I thought.

Elijah: I'm still here, you know.

Klaus: Oh, very well. You have my consent.

Elijah: Why should I need you consent?

Kol: Can I leave? This is boring.

Fine, Kol. We'll move onto the next.


Reactions to Klamille (Klaus and Camille)

Klaus: I must say, I do like that one.

Elijah: I don't mind Cami.

Rebekah: Yes, I think she's one of your better choices, Nik.

Kol: I still don't care.

Freya: Um, have any of you seen Episode 19 of Season 3?

(All watch Ep. 19)

Kol: Well, I suppose that isn't happening. 

Freya: Klaus, you kill Lucien in Episode 20.

Klaus: Good. He deserved death.

Finn: Hey, he killed me, too!

Kol: Why are you here, Finn? You're dead.

Finn: Well, you've died before, and you're here.

Okay, then. Moving on.


Reactions to Kolvina (Kol and Davina)

Kol: Finally, something about me.

Rebekah: Not everything is about you, Kol.

Finn: I'm inclined to agree with Rebekah.

Kol: Well, it is too bad she died.

Freya and Elijah: (silently look guilty)

Klaus: I didn't like her, in case anyone actually cares.

Finn: No one does. 

Wow, Finn. You're real uplifting.

Rebekah: Who am I shipped with?

Klaus: Oh, I'm sure there's plenty of those.

Rebekah: And what's that supposed to-

Okay, everybody, let's be cool.


Reactions to Marbekah (Marcel and Rebekah)

Rebekah: Well, Marcel and I have been in love in the past.

Klaus: Yes, yes, we all know about that.

Finn: I suppose it isn't horrible.

Freya: I guess it's okay.

Kol: Why should I care?

Well, they'll change their minds after they see the Season 3 finale.

Kol: Well, that was depressing.

Elijah: No. No way. Rebekah-

Klaus: ABSOLUTELY NOT! REBEKAH, I FORBID YOU TO DATE HIM!

Rebekah: It was a mistake! He was grieving-

Klaus: I DON"T CARE! YOU ARE NOT DATING HIM!

Elijah: I suppose we'll just have to see Season 4.

Yeah, not happening yet. You guys were pushed back to March 2017.

Klaus: WHAT!? A show that I am the star of, pushed back!? I will destroy everyone involved in this!

Well, that's the CW's fault.


Reactions to Frucien (Freya and Lucien)

Freya: People ship me with Lucien? Why?

Elijah: That's horrifying.

Finn: He killed me!

Kol: Oh, shut up, Finn.

Klaus: WHO WOULD DARE DISRESPECT MY SISTER IN SUCH A WAY!? I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN AND-

Rebekah: I don't want Lucien for a brother-in-law!

Elijah: I agree. You can do better, Freya.

Finn: Much, much better.

Kol: Does it really matter? He's dead.

Klaus: And to think, I had the honor of killing him. Freya, I've saved you from a horrible fate.

Freya: Gee, thanks. I am really freaked out now.

Okay, maybe that's enough shipping for today.

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So, we've had one ship for each of the currently alive Mikaelson siblings. I'll probably write a Part 2 sometime, but maybe not yet. I have an idea for a Thanksgiving story I want to write.
 But we will be learning how the Mikaelsons feel about the ships involving them. Judging by their current moods, I just figured this would be a good place to stop.