Inuyasha/naruto-crossover

The Akatsuki

I was walking down the path when my heightened senses heard two people walking towards me, I jumped into a tree, and masked my presence.

My nose told me that one of them was like a fish, while the other was human, when they passed my hiding place, my assumptions were confirmed, I jumped down soundlessly begins them.

I tapped their shoulders to get their attention. "who the hell are you?" fish face growled, "isn't it polite to give your name before you ask for someone else's?" I retorted, the human now spoke

"I am Itachi and this is Kisame" he said gesturing to his partner I nodded in response "well my name is Mikana, but people call me Mika" Kisame looked to itchy "can I kill her now?" He asked, Itachi nodded, but before he could even move, I had them both on the ground with me sitting on top of them.

"well now that wouldn't be very nice," Kisame's face was in the dirt while Itachi looked at me with red eyes, 'hmm that's strange' I thought, there were three black comma like symbols in his eyes, suddenly I was in a dark place, watching myself be killed in the most gruesome ways possible.

Itchy stood beside me and jumped when I laughed, turning my head lazily to look at him

"death is nothing new to me, I've been killing since I could walk, and have faced it more times then you could possibly count, but you are rather creative" I said while pointing to the numerous murder scenes happening behind us,

he looked shocked, then hesitated before asking "umm, do you want to come with us?we could train you to fight,"

I raised my eyebrow at him, "now who is on the ground with who sitting on top?" he sighed "all I want to know is where the hell I am that's all"

he looked at me then said "we can help you there" now I sighed "fine I'll go" he just nodded, and we were back in the clearing, I stood up and helped Itachi to his feet.

The second the weight was off him, Kisame charged at me, only to have his face shoved back into the dirt with me back on top him. "*sigh* and just when I decided to go with you"

The fish looked shocked "WHAT?!" he yelled at Itachi who just tilted his head, "fine" he mumbled. we walked to their base, when they said "were here" I told them that I'll meet them inside,

I transported myself to the inner chamber, where I was instantly attacked, within minutes, everyone was down, the immortal man (I knew he was immortal because he smelt like death, and life at the same time, while still being sorta human)

I took down with my daggers of energy, going through his arm and leg bones, pinning him to the floor, I used his triton/scythe on his neck half chopping it off to keep his head down,

the man with blond hair and mouths on his hand I sunk underground with only his head showing,

the man made of wood I used his own energy strings to tie him up so he couldn't even move his fingers, I noticed that he was completely doused in poison, though it wasn't nearly as poisonous as a miasma,

there was a plant guy which I hung from the ceiling with the energy strings,

a guy with stitches and multiple hearts I just ripped apart, knowing he'll survive,

a man with a mask was just running in circles, so I knocked him out and threw him in a closet and locked it,

next was a girl who smelled like paper, I doused her in water first, then kept her bound with a water rope,

then finally a guy with orange hair, he was faster then the others and tried to use giant animals, but I kicked them away and got him in a headlock, he was struggling when itchy and fish face poofed in.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!" Kisame shouted, Itachi looked at me and the struggling orangette, "umm mika? what are you doing?" he asked confused,

all heads that could move turned to him "YOU KNOW HER?!" he nodded his head, then the immortal spoke up "THEN GET THIS MOTHER F$&KINGN B$&CH TO F$&KING LET US GO YOU A$$HOLE!!" itchy looked at me "if you don't mind?" he asked,

I released the carrot top, who immediately got in a defensive stance, when he saw that I wasn't attacking but freeing his subordinates he relaxed.

"hey all I wanted to know where I was and you guys did attack me first, so j had every right to do what I did." I said calmly, realization seemed to hit Kisame

"wait. what? you did that, we weren't watching you for all of five minutes and you did all that!!" I just nodded, he muttered something about "not natural" and "scary as hell"

Itachi then introduced me "everyone this is mika, mika this is the akautski" he pointed to blondi "this is Deidara,"

woody "sasori"

plant guy "Zetsu"

stitches "kakuzu"

the cusser "hidan"

paper girl "Konan"

he looked around "umm where is tobi?" I heard banging on the closet door and a childish voice screaming "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!" oh... so that's tobi "ok, never mind"

He then pointed to the guy with way to many piercings "and that is leader-sama or Pein"

Pein nodded in response. Itachi then proceeded to tell me that I was at the akautski base which was in the land of rain, which was part of the five great nations,

He told me about ninjas and such, and then started blabbering on about how their organization was working towards peace and how they were highly dangerous criminals, blah blah blah.

I stopped him from continuing. "wow that's very interesting but I just wanted to know where I was, you all have been very helpful but I'm going now, bye"

I waved but then Pein called out "WAIT!" I turned to look at him. "join our group, we could defiantly use a fighter like you"

aww hell no he did not just go there. I turned to face him fully, shoulders squared, chest out, and head held high, with I defiant look I replied "no, I'm used to commanding legions, and there is no way I'd take orders from you."

He stepped forwards as if to stop me, but I froze him with a glare, people told me that my glares of death could freeze hell over, and make grown men cry. they even scared sesshomaru!

"I said no, I will not join your little group, of world peace and all that crap, I'm not going to follow your orders, I choose to obey who I will, and I sure as hell won't listen to you, if you try and force me, I will kill you without hesitation"

Someone laughed in disbelief, I turned to glare at them, it was hidan, he chuckled nervously then said "hah, I bet you couldn't hurt a fly"

my aura darkened and I could tell everyone felt the air change, my bangs covered my face making an ominous shadow over my eyes, "hidan" I started

"I have fought in wars, I have killed mercilessly, I've watched villages burn without a thought for the innocent life within, I'm not afraid to kill, I'm a demon of death, no one who pisses me off is ever heard from again,

for I personally drag their souls to hell and laugh as I watch them burn in the deepest pits of damnation" everyone looks shocked by my speech, but I could tell that they believed me,

hidan looked ready to piss himself, and everyone else besides, sasori, and Zetsu looked pale. I returned my gaze to Pein who gulped

"now I'm leaving, if you try and stop me, I will kill you in the most painful way possible"

then I spoke in his mind *and I will kill the real you, yes I know that you are just a puppet controlled from the shadows*

he looked shocked and stepped back. I transported myself outside the base, the sun was bright and warm, without looking back I walked away, in a random direction, wondering how the hell I got in this strange place.