Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
3:45 PM
Unknown Number
"NATHAN, YOU NEED TO HELP ME, I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY CAR BOOT AND I NEED TO GET TO WORK ASAP! WHAT DO I DO?"
"Well, how does that make you feel? leaving your keys in your car boot and potentially running yourself late to work, that is."
"FRUSTRATED - wait this isn't Nathan..."
"No shit sherlock."
"Okay, who is this and what have you done to Nathan?"
"I'm not telling a stranger my name, for all I know you could be a creepy stalker from school who just wants a piece of me, the sexiest person on earth. Also, I don't know a Nathan sorry, you must have called the wrong number."
"Um... I can assure you I'm not a creepy stalker, I don't even know your name! Also, curse my stupid sausage fingers for dialling the wrong number."
"Okay then..."
"Okay..."
"..."
"You sure you don't know a Nathan?"
"Yes, I'm pretty sure I don't know a Nathan."
"Well then, I gotta go and find a screw driver, a hammer and a Nathan to get my keys outta my boot, so cya!"
"Bye..."
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
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