Dad: Hey Son, How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Son: How?
Dad: ...................
Son: How?
Dad:
Son: Dad?
Dad: * cracks up laughing*
Son: Oh... NOT FUNNY
Dad: Idiot
Dad: Hey Son, How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Son: How?
Dad: ...................
Son: How?
Dad:
Son: Dad?
Dad: * cracks up laughing*
Son: Oh... NOT FUNNY
Dad: Idiot