Joey for Shane [A Shoey FanFic]

Chapter 111: Pre-Wedding Jitters

Joey: We have a house. We're almost married. How soon do you think?

Shane: After the wedding, and our honeymoon, we go straight to an adoption agency?

Joey: That's how you want to do it?

Shane: Do what?

Joey: Adoption is the way you want to go?

Shane: The only other option is to get a surrogate. And I don't think I want to do that.

Joey: Oh. Well adoption it is!

Shane: We can't tell our viewers.

Shane: And people who aren't close friends. I don't want anyone to let it slip, like vloggers.

Joey: I think it would be hard keeping me quiet never mind anyone else. I CAN'T WAIT!

Shane: Let's get the wedding over with before we go into further discussion with this.

Joey: We're going to be dads soon!

Shane: Me and you being dads. That should be interesting...

Joey: We'll manage.

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Joey: I'm going to get ready to go to Luke's house now.

Shane: Does Meghan not live with him yet?

Joey: Nope, not that I'm aware of.

Shane: They're taking it slow. Unlike us.

Joey: Married before even a year of being together.

Shane: Joey, are we taking this too fast?

Joey: No! Some relationships go at a different pace than most. It doesn't mean anything.

Shane: Are you sure?

Joey: I'm positive.

Shane: YOU'RE PREGNANT? WE DON'T NEED TO ADOPT!

[Shane's POV]

Joey shook his head with pity. "I'm kidding, OBVIOUSLY!" I smiled, "Now go get ready before you're- just go!"

*20 minutes later*

Joey: I'll see you in a few hours, okay?

Shane: Okay! I love you!

Joey: So corny!

Shane: I know! But it's truuueee.

Joey: I love you too

Shane: BYE JOSEPH!

Joey: Shane. Don't.

Shane: Joseph Michael Graceffa, don't tell me what I can and can't do.

Joey: Fine then, Shane Lee Yaw Graceffa-

Shane: You can't add that to my name until next week!

Joey: Too bad! You're already a Graceffa to me!

Shane: And to my mom...

Joey: I'm sure she'll be watching.

Shane: You believe that?

Joey: Kind of.

Shane: Is it weird I can picture her watching us get married?

Joey: No, not at all! You just want her to be there.

Shane: It's been two months.

Joey: Time flies?

Shane: Weren't you supposed to be going like 10 minutes ago?