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....I was watching a video of ash ships and guess what? THEY MISSED OUT....






















Negaishipping. Yes. You heard me. They were like, ok, poke, advance, pearl, yeah, and ashs current travelling companion Serena makes the new, popular ship amourshipping, and yeah that's about it for the main ships.

COME ON PEOPLE

JUST

SEROIUSLY

AMOUR IS OVERRATED AND THE FANS ARE MEAN AND EVERY ONE BASICALLY TRASHES YOU!

if you don't like amour they go like, OMG you must be crazy. Like, I lost a friend to amourshipping. But you know what's worse? People hating on other ships because of it.

Like, they go-

OMG you ship ash x misty/may/Dawn/Iris/whatever?//1!?1!11?! You are so stupid go die in a hole Serena only loves Ash not Calem or anyone else she barely give a sh*t for anyone else!1!1!!!11 ash loves Serena they have a cute backstory and he helped her across the river and tried to save her from falling!!11!!1!  OMG omg I will stab you YOU hat the best ship I hate you your not my friend you a horrible person

That actually happened to me.

Plus, this is a shipping opinion book of a stereotypical amourshipper (in my opinion, bold is my commentary, or my reaction when i read this)-

Amourshipping

OMG OMG OMG YAS DIS IS MY OTP THEY BELONG TOGETHER NO ONE CAN DENY SERENA LOVES ASH AND ASH LOVES SERENA AND THEY WILL GET MARRIED EVERYONE ELSE WHO LIKES ASH OR SERENA SHOULD GO DIE IN A HOLE IF YOU DONT SHIP THIS BURN IN HELL I LOVE THIS

infinity/1, 000,0000,0000,000/10

I mean, you can't deny serena likes ash, but ash never actually showed any particular thing toward Serena, just what he showed everyone else. Do you ship him with them?

Pokeshipping
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF TRUE NOTP
NO NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS WRONG ON ALL TERMS I HATE THIS SHIP MISTY HATES ASH SHE COULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT HIM SHE PUNCHES HIM ALL THE TIME PLUS SHES UGLY AND SHE SHOULD DIE OR I WILL KILL HER! IM SO GLAD SHE DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE! IF THEY BRING HER BACK I WILL KILL GAMEFREAK/NINTENDO! ASH COULDNT CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO MISTY HE ONLY LOVES THE BEAUTIFUL SERENA WHO IS PERFECT FOR HIM I HATE THIS SHIP BESIDES IT IS DEAD WHOEVER SHIOPS THIS OUGHT TO GO KILL THEMSELVES.

-INFINITY/10
That was actually close to what i read once

pearl/advance/other ash ships

NO NO THIS SHOULDNT EXIST

I MEAN WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP THEM WHEN AMOUR EXISTS ITS THE PERFECT SHIP BEST SHIP EVER I LOVE IT SERIOUSLY

BUT ITS STILL BETTER THAN POKE WHICH MAKES NO SENSE

0/10

....wow

Geekchic/kalos/other serena ship

...........

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO SERENA BELONGS WITH ASH SHE DOESNT FUCKING GIVE A CRAP WHAT HAPPENS TO CLEMONT/CALEM/WHATEVER ASH WOULD KILL FOR SERENA AND SHE WOULD DO THE SAME THIS SHOULDNT EXIST ANYONE WHO SHIPS IT GO DIE

-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

Special shipping

OMG OMG THIS IS SO LIKE ARMOURSHIPPING I LOVE YELLOW I LOVE RED THEY MUST BE TOGETHER

100000/10

They probably dont even know red or yellow

Any other ship that does not concern ash or serena

.... still not as good as amourshipping/no i hate this/meh

9/10/6/10/7/10 etc

I mean seriously? I ship poke but i like amour, negai, pearl(only recently), advance (before hoenn and contest). I only said i love it and that's fine, like- OMG YAS I LOVE THIS SHIP OTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTP 10000000000000000000/10

And that's it.

But that doesnt mean you should leave out negai like it doesnt exist, or hate everything else because you like amour.

I mean

It's your opinions, you're aloud to say it, but that shouldnt mean you must say stuff like that

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