Rated C for Cringe
A mysterious girl.
A beautifully-written series of books.
A strange collection of very peculiar fanfiction.
It all waits to be discovered in Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children... Randomness!
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Stuff About The Weird Person Whose Story You Are Currently Reading
1 - I'm currently half-watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire on ABC Fam- oh, I'm sorry - FREEFORM. (It takes me so long to get used to it when the names of things get changed.)
2 - My favorite color is royal blue.
3 - My favorite food is ice-cream. I'm going to be so fat when I get older...
4 - I'm wearing a T-shirt that says "Mom Likes Me Best." My brother and I have matching ones, because we argue over the matter who's Favorite Child all the time.
5 - I am the absolute whitest dancer ever 😂 But I don't care; if a song I like comes on, I'm rocking out to it.
6 - My favorite show is The Office, even though it's not on anymore.
7 - I've got a weird obsession with British slang and culture. I don't know why, but I'm always like, "I wonder if British people do this differently," or "Do British people think it's weird that Americans do this?" My brain is weird like that.
8 - Most of you have probably already guessed this, but I see Ransom Riggs the same way Millard sees Perplexus Anomalous.
9 - I've recently gotten interested in writing song parodies, mostly because I can't write my own songs 😂
10 - I live in a teeny tiny little town full of rednecks and hipsters.
11 - Yesterday, I came home from school to find this.
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My father works at a Sam's club, and he likes to take home pieces of cardboard displays for books and movies when they are no longer needed. (A few years ago, he gave my brother a cardboard cut-out of the Cadbury Bunny, and he still has it in his apartment. He named it Mitch.) I'm totally keeping this, by the way. I'll hang it up like a poster when I find a good spot on my walls.
You know, I don't really know what else to say, and that seems like a good note to end it on, so I'm just going to stop here.
Stay peculiar, my friends. (Raises bottle of Dos Equis)
