Chapter 57

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Back to Lima and we got our choir room also the money for our bus since that 'The Men of McKinley Calendar' just sold out.

"Madison and I already decided that this week assignment is 'Diva'." Finn says as he wrotes Diva on the white board.

"Diva is not about how you can sing but it's how your attitude can be diva. Diva Week is all about finding your inner powerhouse." I said to them.

"The Online Urban Dictionary defines a diva as a fierce, often temperamental singer who comes correct." Finn says to them.

"Great, so I guess the guys are screwed this week." Jake says.

"Um Guys can be divas." Blaine says.

"That's right, we all have inner divas.
I myself have been considered quite a diva at many a local restaurant because I know what I want and I will send a dish back." I said to them.

"You all might as well just quit while you're ahead because there are only two ways to spell Unique, and one of them is D-I-V-A Diva. M'kay? Shanta, I stay, and it will be brought, dished out, and served and mopped up by the time you even pick out a wig. Looking at you, clocking that sadness." Unique says and points to Tina.

"I have more diva in my little finger than you have in your whole angry inch, Wade Unique." Tina says to Unique.

"Tina, you've kind of been talking some ridiculous trash for months, unchallenged, and that stops now." Marley says to Tina.

"Listen, guys can be divas." Blaine says to them.

"You guys, I'm going to win Diva Week.
And do you know how I know that? It's because I'm the diva." Brittany says proudly.

"Not that easy. You have to know that Diva attitude. How they talk, how divas walk and they breathe brilliance." I grin at them.

"So here to demonstrate that elusive brilliance is a very special guest diva.
All the way from Louisville, give it up for Miss Santana Lopez." Finn says excitedly and points to the door until Santana and her friends walks in.

Santana (with The Cardinals):
A church house, gin house
A school house, outhouse
On highway number 19
The people keep the city clean

They call it Nutbush
Oh, Nutbush
Call it (Nutbush city limits)

The Cardinals:
Nutbush City

Santana (with The Cardinals):
Twenty-five is the speed limit
Motorcycle not allowed in it
You go to store on Fridays
You go to church on Sundays

They call it Nutbush, little old town
Woah, Nutbush
They call it (Nutbush city limits)

The Cardinals:
Nutbush City

Santana (with The Cardinals):
You go the fields on weekdays
And have a picnic on Labor day
You go to town on Saturdays
But go to church every Sunday

(The Cardinals: Oooh) They call it Nutbush
(The Cardinals: Oooh) Oah, Nutbush
They call it (Nutbush city limits)

The Cardinals:
Nutbush city (Santana: Hey)

Santana (The Cardinals):
Alright, hey-hey, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah
Ha, ha, ha, ha, hey (Aah)
Oh, yeah (Nutbush city limits)
Nutbush, woah

No whiskey for sale (Ooh-ooh)
You can't cop no bail (Ooh-ooh)
Salt pork and molasses (Ooh-ooh)
Is all you get in jail (Ooh-ooh)

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