za and i are about to have breakfast

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-slight sexual content-


Chandler Bing: fūck

Chandler Bing: idk if it's because i'm travelling and haven't had the time for sēx

Lucky Charm: TMI

Chandler Bing: or because i'm finally realising u're actually a girl

Lucky Charm: by having a vāgina i can attest to that

Chandler Bing: a hot girl

Lucky Charm: are you sick?

Lucky Charm: check your temperature

Chandler Bing: believe me

Chandler Bing: how hot i am right now has nothing to do with sickness

Chandler Bing: i meet pretty girls all the time

Chandler Bing: but damn u look good

Chandler Bing: I bet u did this on purpose

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Chandler Bing: I bet u did this on purpose


The fingers that were about to type a response froze.

It's true. I had done this on purpose.

When i was thinking about which graduation picture to post on my story, I was harshly critical of myself.

this one's too blurry

my eyes look half closed

my smile looks too forced

I wanted to look okay, especially knowing that Drew would see it.

Except i hadn't even realized i had done it until now when he pointed it out.

But was i going to tell him that? no way.

Instead, i settled for vague.


Lucky Charm: maybe

Chandler Bing: well u definitely caught my attention

How did this happen? Two days ago we had been discussing if cold pizza was better than cold spaghetti, and now we were sorta kinda maybe flirting?

Lucky Charm: I graduated last night

Lucky Charm: top ten 🤓

Lucky Charm: are you proud of me?

Chandler Bing: subtle change in subject

Lucky Charm: i'm just avoiding a disaster

Chandler Bing: how

  Lucky Charm: i don't know

Lucky Charm: we could have ended up having text sēx or something

Chandler Bing: how would that be bad lol

Lucky Charm: I don't know you well enough

Chandler Bing: we've been speaking for nearly three months lol

Chandler Bing: I know heaps of things about u.

Lucky Charm: yeah you do

Lucky Charm: bc I tell you things

Lucky Charm: you know about my family and what my favourite tv shows are and how crazy i get when lyssa changes the volume on the tv to an odd number

Lucky Charm: But i don't know anything about you

Chandler Bing: u know heaps about me

Lucky Charm: no way

Lucky Charm: I know your name, and what you study. That's it

Lucky Charm: every time i try to get you to talk to me, you change the subject

Chandler Bing: i just don't trust people easily

Lucky Charm: I don't either

Lucky Charm: but for some stupid reason, i trust you

Lucky Charm: and i want you to trust me

Chandler Bing: it's hard

Lucky Charm: why

Chandler Bing: people always want some thing from me

Chandler Bing: i like that u don't know a lot about me

Chandler Bing: It means that u like me for me

Lucky Charm: you're wrong

Lucky Charm: i like you for your abs

Chandler Bing: i do have good abs

Lucky Charm: why did i stroke your ego

Chandler Bing: u can stroke something else if u want

Lucky Charm: how didn't i know you were this sexual

Chandler Bing: i am a 22 year old man

Chandler Bing: but if it makes u uncomfortable i can stop

Lucky Charm: i'm not uncomfortable

the opposite actually, i thought to myself.

Chandler Bing: good

Lucky charm: great

Chandler Bing: za and i are about to have breakfast

Chandler Bing: I'll talk to you later

Lucky Charm:  I'm falling asleep anyway.

Lucky Charm: Have a great day xx

Chandler Bing: thank u beautiful, goodnight.

Chandler Bing:  sweet dreams.

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