Aries: the squad leader with questionable judgement
Taurus: the squad chef
Gemini: the squad heart-throb
Cancer- the "mother" of the squad/the cinnamon roll
Leo: the best part of the squad tbh
Virgo: the reason the squad still exists
Libra: no one knows how or why they are part of the squad but also no one talks about it aka: the elephant in the squad
Scorpio: the one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves
Sagittarius: the reason the squad is dysfunctional
Capricorn: Satan
Aquarius: the silent, brooding squad member
Pisces: was kicked out of the squad years ago
