Aries: "there are no seat belts on this death machine..."
Taurus:"that's because I ate them!!! DUN DUN DUUUNNNN!"
Gemini: "so surprising Taurus...sit back down"
Leo: "I can't believe I've been seen on this bus with you guys." *covers face with a mask*
Cancer:"I LOVE RIDING THE BUS!! *kills bus driver and takes over*
Virgo: "lmao!! You go cancer! You show them who's the boss!!"
Libra: "*kicks window down* SEE YOU LATER MOTHER FUCKERS!! *jumps out for no apparent reason*
Scorpio: "finally the trash took out itself"
Sagittarius: "LMFAO!! I'm coming Libra!! *jumps out too*
Capricorn: *is in a private jet* PEASANTS
Aquarius: "THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND~"
Pisces: "guys...I think this is illegal."
