Aries: they were the ones who probably started it
Taurus: watching it with popcorn and a drink
Gemini: explaining to everyone what happened
Cancer: running away like "hellll naaahh"
Leo: making the "OHHH", "OUCH", "WHOA" sounds while watching
Virgo: trying to casually walk by and ignore it
Libra: trying to calm everyone down
Scorpio: cheering the fighters on
Sagittarius: joins the fight for fun
Capricorn: filming the fight to upload it on YouTube later
Aquarius: joining the fight to get Sagittarius silly ass out
Pisces: standing at the back secretly excited.