Aries: blows up a house
Taurus: tries to boss people around
Gemini: hides it but barely succeeds
Cancer: kills people
Leo: shows them they're too fabulous for their BS
Virgo: has the wHOLE SPY GANG WITH THEM
Libra: tries to ignore it and debates whether confronting it is a good thing
Scorpio: gets even no matter how extreme
Sagittarius: angry af and confronts
Capricorn: feels a bit sad but moves on
Aquarius: keeps quiet and distant
Pisces: sulks in the corner and tries to cheer up.