Aries: ..I...WILL...KILL...ALL OF YOU...
Taurus: whatever
Gemini: shut up, I'm not even blushing...*is bright red*
Cancer: oh wow sorry I'm so dumb *is about to cry*
Leo: fuk dis and fuk u
Virgo: internally screaming
Libra: HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY GUYS
Scorpio: don't touch me
Sagittarius: oh well!!!
Capricorn: gets a lump in their throat
Aquarius: tries to change the topic then stays quiet for the next ten min
Pisces: *is used to it by now*
