Aries: "You look gorgeous today~" *says while caressing the wall* and falls on their face repeatedly.
Taurus: "I need to go home!!! I forgot to feed my cat!!"
Gemini: *talks really really fast about things that make no sense*
Cancer: *starts to think about the past and cries*
Leo: *does drunk karaoke*
Virgo: I think I just peed.....
Libra: "I didn't even drink....I'm not drunk. I think I'm just buzzed....buzzed. Buzzed is a funny word HAHAHAHAHA"
Scorpio: .......I'm horny....who wants me?!
Sagittarius: *laughs at everything*
Capricorn: *passionately lip syncing to Beyoncé*
Aquarius: *believes they can fly*
Pisces: "there is no way we are alone in this universe"
