Groupchat:
Strawberry: sooooo what happened
Puppy eyes: yeah we wanna know all the juicy gossip
Mally: SCOTT
Shy fox: MCCALL
Mally: STOP
Shy fox: IT
Mally: NOW
Strawberry: !
Puppy eyes: what did I do?
Shy fox : please only talk to us as normal scott
Mally: yeah you really should never use the phrases "soz m8"
Strawberry: or use "squad" and "hop on over" in the same sentence
Shy fox: or "juicy details" because that sounds weird coming from you
Puppy eyes: well excuse me for broadening my horizons
Strawberry: maybe just broaden them a lil less
Puppy eyes: I came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Mally: soooo who wants to hear a story?
Puppy eyes: I DOOOOO
Strawberry: ^
Shy fox: ^^
Mally: I need theo and stiles to assist in the story
Strawberry: where are theo and stiles?
The-O: I have arrived
Mally: liar you arrived ages ago
The-O: no I just arrived
Mally: no you was reading everything over my shoulder
The-O: technically speaking I only just arrived in the GC
Strawberry: woah wait you guys are together?????
Shy fox: ^^^^^^^
Mally: yep someone had to drive me home from the police station
The-O: well there was no way I was letting you drive
Mally: I had to wait 4 extra hours for you because you wouldn't give me your keys
The-O: again there was no way I was letting you drive
Strawberry: aw he cares
The-O: yeah I care about my car
Mally: you sound like stiles now js
The-O: speaking of stiles where is he we need him for the story
Sarcastic doofus: what do you people want
Puppy eyes: c'mon dude your not still mad about what we did to the jeep are you?
Sarcastic doofus: no one steals and breaks Roscoe and gets away with it
Strawberry: we kinda did tho
Mally: believe me we didn't
Strawberry: i'm guessing this is the start of the story
Mally: Stiles got me and Theo arrested for what we ALL did to the Jeep
Sarcastic Doofus: actually I only told my dad to arrest Theo
The-O: but then I said it was Mally
Mally: and so then I also got arrested
The-O: then we spent the night in a jail cell
Mally: then I got released 4 hours before Theo because the sherriff and deputy are like my best friends
The-O: and plus we both blamed it on Liam
Mally: so Liams probably been arrested
Strawberry: you guys are so evil to Liam 😂😂
Mally: blame stiles he got us arrested
Sarcastic doofus: you deserved it
Mally: 😐😐😐😐😐
YOU ARE READING
Kik ~ Teen Wolf
FanfictionIn which Malia Tate finally gets a phone and her friends teach her how to use social media. Thalia AU Teen wolf Credit for this idea goes to @stilinskis-