Groupchat:
Mally: hello
Strawberry: its me...
Puppy eyes: I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOUD LIKE TO MEET
Baby beta: *you'd
Shy fox: TO GO OVER EVERYTHING
Baby Beta: wtf is wrong with you people
Mally: all I said was hello
The-O: do you know who Adele is?
Mally: should I?
The-O: well she's kinda world famous
Mally: can't be that famous i've never heard of her
Sarcastic doofus: oh here we go....
Strawberry: WHAT
Puppy eyes: THE
Shy fox: HELL
Strawberry: IS
Puppy eyes: WRONG
Shy fox: WITH
Strawberry: YOU
Puppy eyes: ?
Shy fox: ^
Mally: nothing I'm feeling fine thanks
The-O: Mal they didn't mean health wise
Mally: but at least we all now know i'm fine
Strawberry: your really not fine
Puppy eyes: I mean how do you not know Adele?
Shy fox: she is like the queen
Mally: nope i'm pretty sure the queen is called Elizabeth
Sarcastic doofus: am I the only one kinda shocked that she knows that?
Strawberry: who cares about her knowing Elizabeth she doesn't know Adele
Baby beta: Guys that song is so last year
Puppy eyes: your point?
Baby beta: you should really catch up with todays music
Strawberry: I feel like he's implying we're old
Baby beta: compared to me you are old
Strawberry: we're not really old
Baby beta: your hair looked slightly grey yesterday
Mally: oooooooo
Mally: starts a chant *fight fight fight*
The-O: she is actually chanting
Shy fox: how do you know?
The-O: she's at my house
Strawberry: awwww he invited her to his house
The-O: I didn't invite her she just appeared
Sarcastic doofus: Let me guess she climbed through the window
The-O: yes
Sarcastic doofus: I was only joking
The-O: I wasn't she legit climbed through my window
Mally: the front door was locked what was I supposed to do?
Shy fox: knock?
Puppy eyes: Ring the doorbell?
Sarcastic doofus: text him to go and unlock the door?
The-O: any of those options really
Mally: I think you'll find I did all of those things you just didn't answer
The-O: I was sleeping
Mally: and then I woke you up
The-O: more like scared me half to death
Mally: your still breathing aren't you
The-O: obviously
Mally: then you'll be okay
The-O: so comforting
Strawberry: don't mean to interrupt but is my hair actually looking grey?
Baby beta: it's like 50 shades of grey
Puppy eyes: you shouldn't even be watching that movie
Baby beta: i've never watched that movie
Sarcastic doofus: have you read the books?
Baby beta: why is there books?
Mally: stop corrupting Liam
Baby beta: I only said Lydia's hair looked grey
The-O: oh Liam
Mally: Sweet innocent Liam
Baby beta: Seriously wondering why i'm friends with you strange people
Shy fox: Lydia is dragging me round the shops to find hair dye
Mally: good luck with that
YOU ARE READING
Kik ~ Teen Wolf
FanfictionIn which Malia Tate finally gets a phone and her friends teach her how to use social media. Thalia AU Teen wolf Credit for this idea goes to @stilinskis-