Tooooo low.

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SO. (I really don't know how to start a chapter off. I'm sorry. I'll try not to say "so" too much.) I bought some things from Justice and they came in the mail, my mom told me to try on a pair of shorts that I ordered. Seriously, I swear, this was my size, but nope. It was on my thighs.
My mom is asking to come in I'm saying no really loudly but she still comes in.
I'm walking out, and I'm really not walking. I'm doing one leg out, another leg out in front of that leg, the pants are too stiff. My mom is laughing.
And I just said that I can be like the boys that wear their pants under their bums.
Haha.
No.

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