America: *points to salad* I am the exact opposite of this salad
Canada: Because its healthy?
America: Yea
Both: HAHAHAHAHAH
America: *Is shirtless* No, I was going to say that my salad's dressed-
Canada: I've been meaning to talk to you about that
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Random Hetalia Crack
RandomSome random Hetalia crack that I will probably write at 3 am {Note: I get some of these from vines}