*America walks up to England*
America: Hey baby, on a scale from one to America how free are you tonight? ;)
England: Wh-
America: *repetitive winking*
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Random Hetalia Crack
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Bad pick up lines
*America walks up to England*
America: Hey baby, on a scale from one to America how free are you tonight? ;)
England: Wh-
America: *repetitive winking*