*America is texting Russia*
America: What are you when you need to go to the bathroom?
Russia: Why are you texting me at 3 am-
America: RUSSIAN
America: Where do Russians get their clothes?
America: kOHLSKOULSKOHLS
Russia: Look out your window ｡◕‿◕｡
America: fUCK-
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Random Hetalia Crack
RandomSome random Hetalia crack that I will probably write at 3 am {Note: I get some of these from vines}
