Russia and America were sitting across from each other in a World Meeting. They were both bored and on their phones while most of the other countries were fighting with each other, with Germany, as usual, looking like a tea pot ready to explode. America had his earphones on and was listening to YouTube when he found a video that peaked his interest, and after laughing for a minute he texted it to Russia. The noise in the meeting room had quieted down to only a few mumbles, but that silence was broken when all of a sudden the video America had sent Russia was played at full volume.
"I AM GAY GAY GAY, I LIKE LONG BIG COCK, I AM SUPER SUPER GAY, I LIKE LONG BIG COCKS-"
The meeting room went dead silent as Putin's voice echoed around the room, and all of the countries stopped whatever they were doing to look at Russia. The Russians face was red from embarrassment as he frantically tried to turn off the video.
America had fallen off his chair, and was currently on the floor dying from laughter.
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